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Feb 12

Hamaree light thu ab

Hamaree light thu ab is tarah say aathee hay Faraz kay jaisay shadi kay baad larhe ki baap kay ghar athe hay  

Feb 12

Pathan and cricket

Du pathan cricket dekh rahay thay Afridi nay chaka mara pehla: Waah kya goal kiya hay Dusra: Bewakuf goal ismay nae cricket may hutha hay  

Feb 12

Malik and the nokar

Malik: Abhi tak tujh se machar nahi maray? Mairy kaanon mai gunguna rahay hain . Nokar: Sahib May nay thu machar maar diye hay, yay thu unki bewiyan hai jo bewa ho kar ro rahi hain  

Feb 12

Teacher Versus pappu

Teacher: Insan wu hay ju dusru k kaam aaye Pappu: Lekin exam kay waqt na tu khud insan bantee hay na dusrun ku bannay deti hain  

Feb 12

Larkee aur dukaandar

Aik larhkee dukandar say shampoo khareed k kehnay lagee is kay ssath jo free gift hay wu denta Dukandar: Konsa? Larhkee: Ispay jo lika hay dandruff free  

Feb 08

Mareez aur Doctor

mareez doctor say: Mujay door kuch nazar nahee aathee. Doctor: wu upar dekhu kya hay Mareez: Chand Doctor: Aur kya es say agay farishtay dekhu gay  

Feb 08

Ek ladka fail hua

Ek ladka fail hua. Uskay abu ne kaha dekhu padon ki ladki nay kitnay marks liye hain. Ladka haan haan dekh dekh aur dekh , usee ki waja say thu Fail huwa hun  

Feb 08

Malik vs nokar

Malik: Abi tak tm nay machar nahee maray? meray kanu may gunguna rahay hain. Nokar: mein nay kab kay maray hain. ye thu unki bewa bewian hain  

Feb 08

Teacher and Pappu

Teacher: Insaan wu ju dusron kay kaam aaye. . . . Pappu: Exam kay doran na thu aap khud insan bantee hay na dusron ku bannay deti hay  

Feb 07

Pathan bachay ku lekar

Pathan bachay ku lekar nayee kay dukan may dakhil huwa baal katwayee, shave kee aur nayee ku kaha kay bachay kay baal banadu may sabzee lekay aatha hun Jab kafee der huwee aur pathan nae aaya thu naye nay bachay say pucha tmhara baap kidhar gaya Bacha: May tu usay nahee jaanta may thu raastay …

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Feb 06

Hum nay teri yaad may

Hum nay teri yaad may ru ru kay tab bhar diye Aur tum bewafa aaye unsay naha kay chal diye    

Feb 06

Girls are very smart

Girl: Apple kitnay kay hain Apple wala: 100 Rs kay 10 Girl: plz kuch kam karu na Apple wala: acha 80 kay 8 Girl: Acha ab daydu thank you  

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